“Because, in my mind, nothing makes aliens more angry than humans not living up to their full potential.” Apparently, i’m about to enter the seedy
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It’s More Likely I’ll Be Killed In A McDonalds…
“No, asshole. This ain’t Walmart. This is Home Damn Depot.” So, how does one know when it’s time for therapy? Well, I think the conversation
Yeah, It’s BASEKetball
Name That Movie! And, yes, the following are all from the same movie. It’s just THAT quotable. “First, we get the jobs. Then, we get
Did You Know They Reuse Sets In Hollywood?
“You gotta have blue hair!” So, here’s an interesting bit of old school TV trivia that surprised even me: The main living room set on
But I Like Warm Beverages…
“Brigham Young University: If you’re not married by graduation, you get your tuition back.” So, apparently the Church of Latter Day Saints is a meat
It’s Funny ‘Cause Tom Cruise Is Gay!
“I always knew Tom Cruise would end up with someone from “Dawson’s Creek”. I just always thought it would have been James Van Der Beek.”
Lawdy, Lawdy! Superfly Had A SEQUEL?!
“Logan would join a limbo contest if it had a redhead in it.” It’s back! About 6 months ago, I wrote a scathing article about
I’m Sure This Batman Rumor Will Turn Out To Be A Lie
“It’s the car. Chicks dig the car.” Comics Addendum OK, I just stumbled upon some MAJOR Batman comic news. Just like last time, I’m sure
Yet Another “Don’t Know What I’m Doing Here” Post
“Sunday, Monday, Happy Days…” So, I can’t quite put my finger on it, but at some point recently, this site jumped the shark. It just
Danny Elfman: The One Trick Pony
“Be careful, Peter. After all, you’re not Superman, you know!” So, Shelly and I just saw “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (GREAT movie, by the