“And I thought only assholes used the word ‘pansy’!” So, I’m supposed to be Mr. Pop Culture, but there are many glaring omissions in my
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Stuck: Taking Stock Of Life
I’m so lost, and I don’t get to show this side of myself often. Most people think of me as the nice, corny guy, but
RARB Likes Me! They Really Like Me!
“I love Connect Four. If my entire family died and a stranger offered to play Connect Four with me for a full afternoon, I’d skip
Cover Your Teeth With Your Lips!
“If I couldn’t collect art, books, and furniture, I’d probably collect baseball cards or golf tchotchkes. And if I couldn’t collect those things, I’d probably
Go Away, Maria Menounos!
“He wants me to go to the moon with him, Johnny, and it’s really cold there, I guess, and it’s like, my least favorite planet
DJ Tanner Says You’re Going To Hell!
What’s the deal with the Cameron family?!!! First, Mike Seaver got Left Behind and now DJ Tanner’s throwing THIS at us?!!! Whoa, babies! When did
RIP Peter Jennings & John H. Johnson
“Now, why am I gonna call you back when I’m busy looking for replacements for your ass!”* Today was a sad day for the news.
I Would Also Like A “Wilberforce”…
“How dare you lie in front of Jesus?!” I have decided that I would like to have a friend named “Jasper”. That is all.
In Space, Only The Exploding Consoles Can Hear You Scream
Trekkie Gripe The following is from a convo I had with Brian: WESTMAN2K: they didn’t like to focus on it much, but by the time
Probably Not The Last Time I’ll Talk About “Craigslit”
“I’m gonna have you sweatin’ like Jessica Simpson takin’ the SATs!” Can you believe that “craigslit.org” isn’t taken yet? I mean, someone is missing a