“I’m not a one night stand kind of guy. I wanna bang you a couple times.”
I hate when Subway creates a new sandwich. Why? Well, because nobody knows what’s supposed to go on it. In the commercial, it is clear that there is a set ingrediant list for the concoction, yet the first thing the counter girl asks is, “What do you want on it?”
I don’t know! YOU tell ME!
Then, I find myself saying, “I want what’s on it in the commercial.” Back when I was @ Toys “R” Us, I used to hate the “I want that thing from the commercial” request, because it assumes that part of our training involved watching countless hours of Cartoon Network. That would have been nice, but I watched Cartoon Network on my own, and I didn’t get paid for it, thank you very much!
In any case, I find it hard to believe that there’s no corporate-mandated list of the items that comprise each sandwich. Throw me a bone here, Subway! I really don’t need free will getting in the way of my fast food enjoyment. I don’t need to have a say in everything. Sometimes, I just need a Puerto Rican woman to grab me by the hair, and say, “You’re going to eat this honey mustard and horseradish, and you”re going to like it!” Or something to that effect.
