“What religion or reason could drive a man to forsake his lover?” Now, where were we? Yes, regrets. I wish I could be that cavalier
Month: January 2007
My Life, In Watches
“But we’ve just lost the beat.” I’ve always had a thing for watches. Carrie Bradshaw has her Manolo’s, and I’ve got whatever Fossil/Casio/Timex catches my
You Googled Me?!
“I got a li’l change in my pocket, going jing-a-ling-a-lang…” So, it has come to my attention that not everyone reading this site exactly knows
The Awesomeness That Is Solomon Stone
“D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S” Behold, the most awesome thing I have read in some time: http://the-isb.blogspot.com/2007/01/chronicles-of-solomon-stone.html This is truly the type of
An Open Letter to Dr. Cliff Huxtable
“I’m English, go on, deport me.” An Open Letter to Dr. Cliff Huxtable: Dear Dr. Huxtable, It has come to my attention that your skills
I Think I May Be In Love With Jack Bauer…
“The following takes place between the hours of 7:00 PM and 8:00 PM” I’m beginning to accept my love for Jack Bauer. No, I’m truly
Yale A Cappella Kids Got Their Asses KICKED!
“Thank you, Chuck Norris!” And THIS is why I don’t miss a cappella: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/01/10/BAGPQNG2MM1.DTL New Year’s nightmare for visiting Yale singers – Phillip Matier, Andrew
High School Musical Is Gonna Save Pop Music
“My wife’s vajeen hangs loose like sleeve of wizard.” Mark my words: In one year, pop will be back in full force. No, I don’t
I’d Die For You…
“This is America: Speak Spanish!” Recently, I was thinking about the power of song. More specifically, I was thinking about how there are things that
Breasts Are My Kryptonite
“God’s last name is NOT ‘dammit’!” I’m beginning to realize that I’d be the worst superhero ever. No, not because of my lack of powers