“You did NOT just fuck me with a Last Call condom?!”
So, the blogosphere is all up in arms over the news that Jodie Sweetin, Ms. Stephanie Tanner herself, is the new host for Fuse Tv’s “Pants Off Dance Off”. They’re all saying, “Oh my God, people will be stripping, on television, to music videos?! And our former, darling ‘pin a rose on your nose’ Stephanie Tanner has sunk this low?”
Hold on, folks. First off, the chick’s just gettin’ off crystal meth, so she ain’t the little angel y’all remember. In fact, she was hooked on meth WHILE married to an LA cop. That takes BALLS.
But the most important thing to know about this show is that is sucks. No, seriously, this is the shittiest thing I’ve ever seen. I beg you to hop over to: http://www.fuse.tv/upload/pantsoff.php
See for yourself. They have clips of Season 1, and I guess they realized they needed to jazz things up a bit, hence the addition of Steph as the new host.
But I reiterate: this is the shittiest show I’ve EVER seen. And I’ve watched MTV Russia, the first season of UPN, and every show that ever aired on TNBC. And they were all Emmy-award winning compared to this dreck.
I don’t know what angers me most. The fact that most of these people can’t dance? The fact that the videos in the background are some generic trance clips made on an Apple IIGS? The fact that trance is impossible to sexy-dance to anyway? Or the fact that they’ll take ANYBODY. And I mean ANYBODY.
And from what I can tell, the host nevers strips, so there goes the only possible reason for watching the thing. “Let’s pack it in boys. Steph ain’t gettin’ naked after all.”
