“Le roi est mort; Vive le roi!” Well, it’s done. We’ve clamored for it for the past four years, with chants of, “It’s not the
Year: 2005
MANDATORY!
If I have daughters, I think I’m going to name them “Mandy” and “Tori”. Why? Because, when they grow up, they’ll form a crime-fighting duo,
What Happens Tomorrow – Duran Duran
Song of the Moment: “What Happens Tomorrow”, by Duran Duran Child don’t you worry It’s enough you’re growing up in such a hurry Brings you
Man, My Mom REALLY Hates Nicole Richie
Sometimes I wonder how old my mom is, psychologically. For the uninformed, she’s 66. But she seems to enjoy the entertainment provided to 16 yr-olds.
THE Toy Of 2005?
So, let’s take a trip back to 2003. Even though “The Hulk” sucked ass at the movies, Hulk Hands were THE toy of the year.
Ask Will: Call For Questions!
“No, Satan’s voice is lower and he has an English accent.” ASK WILL I That’s right, folks! I promised it was coming, and here it
Go Team Venture!
“Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you again! Papa Smurf had a fucking beard! They’re clearly mammals!” I’ve gotta tell ya, it feels so
Good Times With Davis
“That gay albino is hitting on your not-girlfriend!” So, yesterday was a cavalcade of fun, I’ll tell ya. Due to my total miscalculation of hours,
The Inauguration Hulk
“…This town needs an enema!” Happy Inauguration Day, AKA “Black Thursday”! Yup, Washington is filled with Texans with nothing better to do with their time.
RIP Moesha’s Friend…
“Mo to the E to the…” Wow, Lamont Bentley’s dead…Apparently, he simply drove off the San Diego Freeway? You Cali kids, does this happen? Are