“Brigham Young University: If you’re not married by graduation, you get your tuition back.” So, apparently the Church of Latter Day Saints is a meat
Month: July 2005
It’s Funny ‘Cause Tom Cruise Is Gay!
“I always knew Tom Cruise would end up with someone from “Dawson’s Creek”. I just always thought it would have been James Van Der Beek.”
Lawdy, Lawdy! Superfly Had A SEQUEL?!
“Logan would join a limbo contest if it had a redhead in it.” It’s back! About 6 months ago, I wrote a scathing article about
I’m Sure This Batman Rumor Will Turn Out To Be A Lie
“It’s the car. Chicks dig the car.” Comics Addendum OK, I just stumbled upon some MAJOR Batman comic news. Just like last time, I’m sure
Yet Another “Don’t Know What I’m Doing Here” Post
“Sunday, Monday, Happy Days…” So, I can’t quite put my finger on it, but at some point recently, this site jumped the shark. It just
Danny Elfman: The One Trick Pony
“Be careful, Peter. After all, you’re not Superman, you know!” So, Shelly and I just saw “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (GREAT movie, by the
White Folks Can’t Win At The Apollo
“My name is Jack Bauer, and this is going to be the longest day of my life.” Heh, my last post was post # 420,
The Epic Battle Hits The Internet!
“I’d like to make a caramel-colored baby with you.” If you’re looking for a fun way to kill time, hop on over to the comments
Comics Rant: House of M, Gambit, Infinite Crisis, X3, and Blade TV
“I’m sorry…I know I maybe taste like a cracker.” Comics Rant The following will make sense to maybe 2 of my readers. Sorry, but I
Lance Armstrong Stole Sheryl Crow From Me
“Tell ’em ‘Large Marge’ sent ya!” I would like to congratulate Lance Armstrong…for making me feel like a complete and utter failure. C’mon, the dude