Kmart bought Sears?!!!! Where have I been? I can honestly say I NEVER saw that coming. Well, here’s what The Onion’s “What Do You Think?” had to say about it:
“Does this mean the Sears Tower will be repurposed for Kmart? Just think how awesome a giant red neon “K” is gonna look up there on the top of that mamma jamma!”
As funny as that is to me, I’ve still gotta ask: “Why?” I see no great potential in this merger. All it really means is Kmart will have a better appliance dept, while Sears will have a sprawling Country music wing to add to their electronics dept. 2 wrongs don’t make a right. They’re both shitty companies. Together, they’re one BIG shitty company.
Why couldn’t Kmart buy Target? Now, THAT would be something. “Tar-jay” is DA BOMB in the ghetto, and that merger is the only way you’d get Black people to give 2 shits about the Martha Stewart collection. But hey, Kmart doesn’t pay me to make all the big decisions. In fact, no one does….Ok, I’m feeling depressed. Talk amongst yourselves…
