Free Comic Book Day Funnies

So, on this boring Sunday afternoon, I found myself dusting off the pile of stuff I got on Free Comic Day that I never got around to reading (Man, HOW long ago was that?!!). I stumbled upon a collection of webcomics that were pseudo-offensive, but hilarious. Yeah, I have a twisted sense of humor, and I’m not sure how well these’ll translate to a blog, but allow me to share some of my findings with ya!

One comic, called “Chopping Block”, was about Butch the Serial Killer…yeah, you can see where these is going…

Under one column, the caption read:

“As he signed the ‘Anti-Death Sentence’ petition, Butch was torn. If he killed the census taker, his opinion would never reach his Congressman. But if he didn’t, he’d be kicking himself the rest of the day.”

And my favorite:

“After running the amorous teens through with a wooden fencepost, Butch discovered they had been practicing ‘safe sex’. Somehow, the irony escaped him.”

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