Who Knew You Could Sue Terrorists?

So, up to this point, I’ve had 227 posts. “Well there’s no place like home, with your family around you, you’re never alone…” You’re only gonna get that reference if you’re Black and over the age of 19. Anyway….

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/brokerage/2004-09-03-cantor-lawsuit_x.htm?csp=26&RM_Exclude=Juno

So, apparently Cantor Fitzgerald is suing al Qaeda…Can they DO that?!!!

If we could’ve taken this whole battle to the courtroom, we went about this ENTIRELY wrong!

All we needed was Matlock and Perry Mason on the case. Maybe bring in the OJ Dream Team and we’d have had this thing in the bag MONTHS ago! Whoda thunk you could sue terrorists?!!! And we didn’t try this option in the beginning?!!! I’d love to see THAT episode of Judge Judy:

“Mr….whatever your name is, I really don’t care at this point. Anyway, don’t piss on my knee and tell me it’s raining. Did you or did you not have a role in the 9/11 tragedy? Well, sir, Allah’s not here to defend himself, so let’s stay focused on you!”

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