“Don’t you have a tall building to go leap?” Just watched the series finale of “Justice League”. Even though the thing came out in Canada
Tag: Television
Meatwad, NOT Screech!
“I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” Why the FUCK is “Saved By The Bell” on Adult Swim?!!!! Somebody answer me! WHY THE FUCK IS “SAVED BY THE
At Least It Wasn’t A Whatchamacallit Bar…
“Shamokin DAMN!” WTF is up with the Hershey’s Dark Chocolate commercial? I can’t believe that guy asks, “Is it a friendly dark chocolate?” No, it’s
A Simpsons MOVIE? For REAL?
“He’s the kinda guy you hate until he’s inside ya.” “The Simpsons Movie”, eh? July 2007, eh? Only got one thing to say about that:
TV Sports Can Be Funny!
“Well, I’ll muster every ounce of confidence I have, and cannonball into the water.” So, in an attempt to understand ANYTHING that comes out of
The Concept of Manhood, Through The Lens Of Glengarry Glen Ross, Taps, and Thundercats
“I just MAKE plans. I don’t stick to them!” So, the other night, I ended up having a themed movie night without even realizing it.
Entertainment Tonight, You Ignorant Slut!
“It’s as if Disney’s trying to say to the kids, ‘Screw your parents, just run off into the woods and sing Hakuna Matata and everything
My Transformer Name Would Be “Windbreaker”
“You’ve got the touch!” So, if I were a Transformer, I think my name would be “Windbreaker”. Not because I’m especially flatulent or anything. It’s
RIP Eddie Guerrero
“Viva La Rasa!” Rest in peace, Eddie Guerrero. Wherever you are, I hope you’re putting the Frog Splash on the best on of them! Tell
John Walsh Works In This Building?!
“Or does the water get him instead?” So, apparently, I’m the slow kid on the block. It blew my mind the other day when I