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Tag: Social Media
James, Did You Kill Jenn and Not Tell Anybody?
So, I’m starting to think Jenn’s dead. For you newbies, Jenn is my friend & webmistress. Why is she dead? Here’s the evidence: 1) She
So, Tarek’s Got A Blog…
http://www.livejournal.com/users/palaedorian/ Apparently, I have a new enemy. Laugh, children. See what becomes of a fool when he doesn’t know his place… Let the e-beef begin!
First Family Missed Connections
So, my new hobby is reading the Missed Connections on Craigslist.org. These things are just too funny sometimes. But guess what I found the other
I’ve Been Blogjacked!
OK, now I’m freaking out! My life is turning into an episode of “The Outer Limits”. First, no one was answering my calls. Now, now
I Was Clearly Visitors 1-1222, Too…
Wow, I’m visitor #1223 to my own site. That’s my birthday. How’s coincidental….how quaint! What are the odds, eh? (I hope nobody realizes I hit
Tired Of Being The Nice Guy
My profile on thefacebook.com contains the following quote by Harvey Pekar: “When I was younger, I thought about women constantly. I was always running around
Friendster’s Full of Lesbians. Supposedly.
Why are all the cute chicks on Friendster lesbians?!!! What’s going on with this region? Is there something in the water? I swear, I woke
‘Bout To Get More Personal Up In Here!
I think I owe you all an apology. I realize my blogs have been cryptic as of late, and I’m not trying to lead you
Oh, Wonkette!
A year ago, I was SO not a political person. But now, with Wonkette, and “Meet The Press” as my favorite show, I can’t get