“But they need to be inspired. And let’s face it, “Superman”…The last time you really inspired anyone–was when you were dead.” Time for a Random
Tag: Relationships
The Lost Adventures: The Lion King Audition
“I’m me again, baby! I’m back!” So, where have I been? “We’ve been waiting a whole month for Post #450,” you say. Well, I had
So, Trekkies Are Pedophiles, Eh?
“My parents aren’t gonna do anything to you! It’s not like they’re gonna spear you…What? We’re African. That’s all people think of Africa: elephants, spears,
Her Husband’s Out Of Town…
“Cradle of fuckin’ CIVILIZAtion!” I’d been going at it for about 10 minutes. The sweat was running off my chin, dripping down to my chest.
Stuck: Taking Stock Of Life
I’m so lost, and I don’t get to show this side of myself often. Most people think of me as the nice, corny guy, but
I Would Also Like A “Wilberforce”…
“How dare you lie in front of Jesus?!” I have decided that I would like to have a friend named “Jasper”. That is all.
Battlefield: D.C.
“Because, in my mind, nothing makes aliens more angry than humans not living up to their full potential.” Apparently, i’m about to enter the seedy
It’s More Likely I’ll Be Killed In A McDonalds…
“No, asshole. This ain’t Walmart. This is Home Damn Depot.” So, how does one know when it’s time for therapy? Well, I think the conversation
But I Like Warm Beverages…
“Brigham Young University: If you’re not married by graduation, you get your tuition back.” So, apparently the Church of Latter Day Saints is a meat
It’s Funny ‘Cause Tom Cruise Is Gay!
“I always knew Tom Cruise would end up with someone from “Dawson’s Creek”. I just always thought it would have been James Van Der Beek.”