“Cradle of fuckin’ CIVILIZAtion!” I’d been going at it for about 10 minutes. The sweat was running off my chin, dripping down to my chest.
Tag: Relationships
Stuck: Taking Stock Of Life
I’m so lost, and I don’t get to show this side of myself often. Most people think of me as the nice, corny guy, but
I Would Also Like A “Wilberforce”…
“How dare you lie in front of Jesus?!” I have decided that I would like to have a friend named “Jasper”. That is all.
Battlefield: D.C.
“Because, in my mind, nothing makes aliens more angry than humans not living up to their full potential.” Apparently, i’m about to enter the seedy
It’s More Likely I’ll Be Killed In A McDonalds…
“No, asshole. This ain’t Walmart. This is Home Damn Depot.” So, how does one know when it’s time for therapy? Well, I think the conversation
But I Like Warm Beverages…
“Brigham Young University: If you’re not married by graduation, you get your tuition back.” So, apparently the Church of Latter Day Saints is a meat
It’s Funny ‘Cause Tom Cruise Is Gay!
“I always knew Tom Cruise would end up with someone from “Dawson’s Creek”. I just always thought it would have been James Van Der Beek.”
The Epic Battle Hits The Internet!
“I’d like to make a caramel-colored baby with you.” If you’re looking for a fun way to kill time, hop on over to the comments
Lance Armstrong Stole Sheryl Crow From Me
“Tell ’em ‘Large Marge’ sent ya!” I would like to congratulate Lance Armstrong…for making me feel like a complete and utter failure. C’mon, the dude
H&M: Series Finale
Previously on williambrucewest.com: Well, let’s see…I was being hounded by Eunice at work. Essentially, I had caught her doing some shady managerial work, and I