“I have a kindergarten crush on you.” Gotta love MTV. It’s nothing if not educational. Over the last week, they’ve given the world “kindergarten crush”
Tag: Random Rants
Why Do White People Hate Shoes? And My Open Letter To Monster.com
“I’ve wasted all my tears, wasted all those years…” Can somebody tell me: why do White people hate shoes? I swear, White people and shoes
Real World Awards and New York Housewives
“I don’t dress like a slut. I think I dress more like a slot machine.” I can’t believe I’ve had the same Chris Brown song
Some Random Pop Analysis: NKOTB Comeback, OneRepublic, 90s Rock
“He loves you” Yeah, that quote isn’t as proselytizing as you might think – it’ll make sense to my “comic people”. See? I haven’t totally
Wrestlemania, The Hills, and Mario Lopez
“The title sounds so promising until you open it up and Tobey Keith is playing chess with a child abductor.” After a rousing night of
Reality Rundown: Northern Palm Wrestling, High School Reunion, and Real Wedding Crashers
“My heart’s crippled by the vein that I keep on closing…” So, lately I’ve noticed a lot of TV shows that just make no sense
Eliot Spitzer, Breaker High, Danity Kane, and Sanford
“Damn you and your lemonade!” -Oh, the Eliot Spitzer saga…the only part that I enjoyed is that the chick’s name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. That’s
Jonas Bros, MTV Dating Shows, and College Road Trip
“That girl is nuttier than a Porta-Potty at a peanut festival.” Yeah, I promised an answer to the whole “why did I expect to die
Making The Band 4, Aubrey O’Day, Smackdown, and Paige’s Return to Trading Spaces
“All I need is the air I breathe, and a place to rest my head.” Yay, the strike’s over! And I’m sorry to admit that
My Chat With William Katt and Star Trek Musings
“Live every week like it’s Shark Week!” OK, I’m working on a LONG post right now, so this is gonna be a shorter one. -So,