OK, I think I’ve completed the “Race Traitor” blog series… I am so NOT a race-centered, Black Power kind of person. Anyone can tell you
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The One Where I Tear Apart The African Heritage Movie Theatre
You ever had something you really needed to say, but KNEW you shouldn’t even open your mouth. I’m at that point now. Something’s been bothering
Cornell Homecoming 2004
Quotes of the Weekend “Save a horse…Ride a Hotelie” “Holy Shit! There’s nothing in this refrigerator but BEER!” “Filipinos are accidents. They’re the result of
Running Commentary of Presidential Debate ’04 II
Running Commentary of Presidential Debate ’04 II How’d Charles Gibson get chosen for this? Is “Good Morning America” hard-hitting news? Will Matt Lauer be hosting
Yay! New Season Of Syndicated TV!
Well, here it is, folks! September 13th. As any pop culture aficionado knows, today is the beginning of the syndicated television season. Forget all the
Magic Shave Turned Me Into Firemarshall Bill
Boy, today sure sucked… 1) I didn’t get that job. I didn’t know if I could really do what they were asking, but I was
What An Epically Fucked Up Night In DuPont…
WARNING: The following is the longest, most drunken, most deplorable and shameful post I’ve ever written for this blog. This seriously bleeds into the “too
Cirque Du Soleil: The Official Sponsor Of Nail Salons Everywhere
Why is it that everytime I go to get a manicure, there’s fucking Cirque Du Soleil playing on a TV in the background?!! I swear,
Oh, Wonkette!
A year ago, I was SO not a political person. But now, with Wonkette, and “Meet The Press” as my favorite show, I can’t get
Seriously, Y’all – What’s With All The Lifeguarding?
My open letter to all White people ages 14-25: Why is it that you ALL, at some point in your lives, have been lifeguards? I