“Baby, I’m Dr. Montalban!” You know what song I really hate right now? Fergie’s Big Girls Don’t Cry. Don’t get me wrong; it’s a lame
Tag: Pop
P!nk, Clive vs. Kelly Clarkson, Sean Kingston, Rosie O’Donnell, and Michael Bolton
“I’m not here for your entertainment, you don’t really wanna mess with me tonight…” I felt the need for a pre-weekend blog, but I’m not
Last Call: Brewed In The Attic, Lil Mama & Avril Lavigne, Where’s Christopher Cross?
“ I wake up, it’s a bad dream No one on my side I was fighting But I just feel too tired To be fighting
High School Musical Is Gonna Save Pop Music
“My wife’s vajeen hangs loose like sleeve of wizard.” Mark my words: In one year, pop will be back in full force. No, I don’t
I’d Die For You…
“This is America: Speak Spanish!” Recently, I was thinking about the power of song. More specifically, I was thinking about how there are things that
Gwen And Gavin At Breakfast & S Club 8
“I don’t fuck goats, Mr. Gibson. I make love to them.” So, I just got the new Gwen Stefani album, and while it’s not as
Finally! Britney Cooter Shot!
“The only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch!” Well, it’s been 8 long years, but the day
Shakira Is Mesmerizing
“I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting
Runaway – Hong Tat Tong (feat Will West)
“It’s so hard, to say goodbye…” So, without much fanfare, I announce my retirement from the recording game. Sure, this doesn’t mean retirement from music,
How Did Ryan Seacrest Surpass Carson Daly?
“Dave even enjoys some hard rock bands like Genesis and Rush.” So, in the Great American Radio Tool Off, who’da thunk that Ryan Seacrest would