“The title sounds so promising until you open it up and Tobey Keith is playing chess with a child abductor.” After a rousing night of
Tag: Pop
Eliot Spitzer, Breaker High, Danity Kane, and Sanford
“Damn you and your lemonade!” -Oh, the Eliot Spitzer saga…the only part that I enjoyed is that the chick’s name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. That’s
Jonas Bros, MTV Dating Shows, and College Road Trip
“That girl is nuttier than a Porta-Potty at a peanut festival.” Yeah, I promised an answer to the whole “why did I expect to die
Making The Band 4, Aubrey O’Day, Smackdown, and Paige’s Return to Trading Spaces
“All I need is the air I breathe, and a place to rest my head.” Yay, the strike’s over! And I’m sorry to admit that
Should’ve Been Gone!
“Yeah, you are beautiful, but ya don’t mean a thing to me.” So, for the past year, I’ve had one song that’s constantly running in
Dr. 90210, Katie Holmes on BET, Natasha Bedingfield, and Kate Hudson
“Hey, did you guys see that fight outside?!” I just had the kind of weekend that I just know I’m going to look back on
Britney Analysis and The Return of American Gladiators
“We are going to go America all over their asses!” First of all, can we please leave Britney alone? Seriously? I get it. It was
2007 Year In Review
“I just want a moustache, man!” So, last night, I found myself in the weirdest party environment. This dude got really drunk and then started
Retarded Chris Brown, Black Republicans, Van Wilder-less Van Wilder 2
“Seriously, y’all, I’m punching a bear in the face!” -Man, am I obsessed with Rihanna Jenkins! (Jeff’s the only one who’s gonna understand that joke).
80s Sax Solos, Intro To Sunny, and JC Producing BSB
“They’re too commercial to be real Dutch. I don’t trust them.” -There’s nothing quite like Friday’s on The Knot. Hmm…that might make a good Style