“I’m gonna be really pissed off in Heaven, ’cause I ain’t dying ’cause I’ve got too much stuff to do. If I die now, before
Tag: Politics
A Dent In The White House?
“He must’ve had fun making those!” OK, so I saw The Dark Knight tonight. All I’m going to say right now is that it was
Real World Analysis & My Amazing Treadmill Deal
“I don’t do it it for my health, man I do it for the belt.” -OK, something I need to get off my chest: voting
Spider-Man: One More Day, One Tree Hill, and Patrick Warburton
“Crackheads’ll wobble, but they won’t fall down.” Watching Katt Williams, while reading an article on the dynamics of the Clinton-Gore relationship during the 2000 elections.
Retarded Chris Brown, Black Republicans, Van Wilder-less Van Wilder 2
“Seriously, y’all, I’m punching a bear in the face!” -Man, am I obsessed with Rihanna Jenkins! (Jeff’s the only one who’s gonna understand that joke).
Probably A Little In Poor Taste…
“It’s been a long road, gettin’ from there to here…” So, will somebody PLEASE clear up this Jill Carroll thing once and for all? I
Cornell’s Sorority System, Described Using Celebrities du Jour
“I’m not above putting out for cash!” So, to show you just how bored I tend to get at work, the following is a little
Rudy Guiliani: Lightning Rod For Disaster
“When you make an omelette, sometimes you’ve gotta kill a few people.” So, I’m not sure how many of you have read this, but apparently
Deep Throat Was Revealed. He Didn’t Look Like He Did On The X-Files.
“We like to call him ‘The Louisville Smuggler’.” If you ask me, Deep Throat was a lot cooler when he was the Black guy from
Saluting A Real American Hero. No, An Actual Soldier.
I know I haven’t written much lately. There’s just so much going these days, ya know? Not just with me, but in the world in