Is there no stopping Mario? First, he was saving the Mushroom Kingdom from the Evil King Koopa. Next, he was lamenting the fact that he
Tag: Music
Wait, WHO’S Seal Marrying?!!!
Seal is engaged to Heidi Klum? SEAL IS ENGAGED TO HEIDI KLUM?!!! Where the Hell did this come from? I mean, ET said it, so
What Should I Do With My Life?
Today’s Episode: “Where There’s a Will, There Ain’t Apparently A Way…” So, in terms of occupation, I’m totally wasting my life. I mean, this has
It’s From “White Christmas”…
“God bless the mister who comes ‘tween me and my sister. And God bless the sister who comes ‘tween me and my man!” MERRY CHRISTMAS
Mommy Looks Like Grimace
“I am Colin: god of sex!” First off, I’d like to thank Karlos, for he’s the only person playing my little Christmas quote game. He’s
My Issues With Alvin and the Chipmunks
“I dunno…maybe it’s a bowling alley!” So, I wrote about this some time ago, but I think it’s time to revisit the topic: The Chipmunks.
The Final Countdown!
You know a song that makes me crack up? “The Final Countdown”, by Europe! I swear, this has got to be the most BOMBASTIC song
How Are All These Hippies Affording iPods?
It’s been awhile, but I think there’s a new conspiracy afoot. Have you ever noticed that the crunchiest of the hippies, who shun The Man,
Harry Gregson-Williams Is My War Soundtrack
This goes out to all my serious gamer friends (Tarek, Austin, James, Davis…I’m looking at you guys!). So, I’ve always said, “If you want me
Marion Barry and the Gay Bar
“Watch out, ’cause here I come. It’s been awhile, but I’m back in style!” Today’s Episode: “Oh No He Didn’t (Oh, YES He Did)!” A