“Nobody wants a ‘Charlie in the Box’.” So, I recently returned to my former part-time work at Toys “R” Us. Why? Because I need the
Tag: Music
G.E. Smith, Where Have You Gone?
“You know what’s funny about life? You can never lose your sense of humor.” So, there’s a lot of buzz about how SNL is dying,
Runaway – Hong Tat Tong (feat Will West)
“It’s so hard, to say goodbye…” So, without much fanfare, I announce my retirement from the recording game. Sure, this doesn’t mean retirement from music,
The Lost Adventures: The Lion King Audition
“I’m me again, baby! I’m back!” So, where have I been? “We’ve been waiting a whole month for Post #450,” you say. Well, I had
How Did Ryan Seacrest Surpass Carson Daly?
“Dave even enjoys some hard rock bands like Genesis and Rush.” So, in the Great American Radio Tool Off, who’da thunk that Ryan Seacrest would
Looking Back On Footloose
“And I thought only assholes used the word ‘pansy’!” So, I’m supposed to be Mr. Pop Culture, but there are many glaring omissions in my
RARB Likes Me! They Really Like Me!
“I love Connect Four. If my entire family died and a stranger offered to play Connect Four with me for a full afternoon, I’d skip
Danny Elfman: The One Trick Pony
“Be careful, Peter. After all, you’re not Superman, you know!” So, Shelly and I just saw “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (GREAT movie, by the
White Folks Can’t Win At The Apollo
“My name is Jack Bauer, and this is going to be the longest day of my life.” Heh, my last post was post # 420,
Lance Armstrong Stole Sheryl Crow From Me
“Tell ’em ‘Large Marge’ sent ya!” I would like to congratulate Lance Armstrong…for making me feel like a complete and utter failure. C’mon, the dude