“This is America: Speak Spanish!” Recently, I was thinking about the power of song. More specifically, I was thinking about how there are things that
Tag: Music
Gwen And Gavin At Breakfast & S Club 8
“I don’t fuck goats, Mr. Gibson. I make love to them.” So, I just got the new Gwen Stefani album, and while it’s not as
Finally! Britney Cooter Shot!
“The only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch!” Well, it’s been 8 long years, but the day
Pants Off Dance Off Sucks. But It’s Got Stephanie Tanner.
“You did NOT just fuck me with a Last Call condom?!” So, the blogosphere is all up in arms over the news that Jodie Sweetin,
Shakira Is Mesmerizing
“I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting
University of Oregon Divisi: Best Female Collegiate A Cappella. In the WORLD.
“We are Divisi, pretending we’re Usher.” OR “Everytime I think I’m out…” So, I just got back from what I will consider a great trip
Probably A Little In Poor Taste…
“It’s been a long road, gettin’ from there to here…” So, will somebody PLEASE clear up this Jill Carroll thing once and for all? I
Marion Barry – 2nd Printing
“A chick who can screw AND quote The Rock? I’m gonna marry you!” So, in honor of the one year anniversary of what is, by
There Hasn’t Been A New Christmas Song In About 15 Years
“Nobody wants a ‘Charlie in the Box’.” So, I recently returned to my former part-time work at Toys “R” Us. Why? Because I need the
G.E. Smith, Where Have You Gone?
“You know what’s funny about life? You can never lose your sense of humor.” So, there’s a lot of buzz about how SNL is dying,