“I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting
Tag: Music
University of Oregon Divisi: Best Female Collegiate A Cappella. In the WORLD.
“We are Divisi, pretending we’re Usher.” OR “Everytime I think I’m out…” So, I just got back from what I will consider a great trip
Probably A Little In Poor Taste…
“It’s been a long road, gettin’ from there to here…” So, will somebody PLEASE clear up this Jill Carroll thing once and for all? I
Marion Barry – 2nd Printing
“A chick who can screw AND quote The Rock? I’m gonna marry you!” So, in honor of the one year anniversary of what is, by
There Hasn’t Been A New Christmas Song In About 15 Years
“Nobody wants a ‘Charlie in the Box’.” So, I recently returned to my former part-time work at Toys “R” Us. Why? Because I need the
G.E. Smith, Where Have You Gone?
“You know what’s funny about life? You can never lose your sense of humor.” So, there’s a lot of buzz about how SNL is dying,
Runaway – Hong Tat Tong (feat Will West)
“It’s so hard, to say goodbye…” So, without much fanfare, I announce my retirement from the recording game. Sure, this doesn’t mean retirement from music,
The Lost Adventures: The Lion King Audition
“I’m me again, baby! I’m back!” So, where have I been? “We’ve been waiting a whole month for Post #450,” you say. Well, I had
How Did Ryan Seacrest Surpass Carson Daly?
“Dave even enjoys some hard rock bands like Genesis and Rush.” So, in the Great American Radio Tool Off, who’da thunk that Ryan Seacrest would
Looking Back On Footloose
“And I thought only assholes used the word ‘pansy’!” So, I’m supposed to be Mr. Pop Culture, but there are many glaring omissions in my