“Hey, did you guys see that fight outside?!” I just had the kind of weekend that I just know I’m going to look back on
Tag: Music
Britney Analysis and The Return of American Gladiators
“We are going to go America all over their asses!” First of all, can we please leave Britney alone? Seriously? I get it. It was
2007 Year In Review
“I just want a moustache, man!” So, last night, I found myself in the weirdest party environment. This dude got really drunk and then started
San Diego Dreaming Part 3: Celeb Rundown & Rosario Dawson Epilogue
“This is bullshit!” As I said yesterday, Hollywood has made SDCC its playground, so much so that many of the events and panels leave people
Dirty Pokemon, Black Snake Eyes, New Knight Rider, and Tribute To Ike Turner
“I thought you made love like an ugly woman. So present, so grateful.” Dear TNT, There are other shows in the world than Charmed and
Retarded Chris Brown, Black Republicans, Van Wilder-less Van Wilder 2
“Seriously, y’all, I’m punching a bear in the face!” -Man, am I obsessed with Rihanna Jenkins! (Jeff’s the only one who’s gonna understand that joke).
80s Sax Solos, Intro To Sunny, and JC Producing BSB
“They’re too commercial to be real Dutch. I don’t trust them.” -There’s nothing quite like Friday’s on The Knot. Hmm…that might make a good Style
One More Day, Reused Reality Sets, and WGA Strike
“Silence is not indifference. Silence is me assessing the situation.” On my way to job #2, so I’ve gotta make this quick. -Comic people, I
2007 In Music
“You may look all nice, and sing all nice, but you are not nice.” So, my good friend, Marcus, went and stole my idea for
Brody Jenner, Sunday Best, New York Times, and Timbaland/OneRepublic Connection
“If you can’t sell pussy, you can’t sell anything.” I swear, I’ve got stories, but they take so friggin’ long to write up, plus I