“Gib mir nocht zeit…” Dear Mom, I hate it here at Camp Teeheehaha. I wish you were here. Or at least, I wish you could
Tag: Music
So You Wanna Be A Country Star?
“Tell me how I’m s’posed to breathe with no air” So, you say you want to be a country star, eh? But you just can’t
Dolemite Never Got To See The Black President
“I can see Russia from my house!” So much has happened since the last post, so we’re gonna go with bullet points this time around.
How’s Usher Gonna Get Off That Damn Mountain? And Other Reality TV Stuff…
“You want White Castle, need White Castle, long as you got me it won’t be no hassle.” – I’m usually not the biggest Weird Al
Fall Out Boy Mixtape and An Insider’s View of Diamond
“We believe in Barack Obama! He loves you and he loves your mama!” Could it be? Is that an Obama endorsement from Williambrucewest.com? No, it’s
America Meets Sarah Palin, Topanga’s Got A New Show, 90210’s Back, and Danity Kane’s Got A Comic Book
“I’m gonna be really pissed off in Heaven, ’cause I ain’t dying ’cause I’ve got too much stuff to do. If I die now, before
Saved By The Bell Sick Day & Lil Wayne’s Virgin Fest Failure
“All of my friends have a ring on their finger, they have someone” It’s been awhile, and I don’t even know where to begin. I’m
Life Lessons of “As Long As You Love Me” & My Introduction to Hulu
“Never go ‘Full Retard’.” What a day, what a day…I’ve decided that a good chunk of commercial real estate brokers are assholes. Anyway, that’s neither
Real World Analysis & My Amazing Treadmill Deal
“I don’t do it it for my health, man I do it for the belt.” -OK, something I need to get off my chest: voting
Apple Bottom Kids & My Problems With Dawson McAllister
“Good job, Tila. So you can deep throat a pickle. Then again, you probably have 3 mouths, coming from the planet Orbitron or wherever…” Kinda