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Tag: Movies
The One Where I Tear Apart The African Heritage Movie Theatre
You ever had something you really needed to say, but KNEW you shouldn’t even open your mouth. I’m at that point now. Something’s been bothering
Will West: Porn Namer
Am I the only one who thinks “Pandora’s Box” would be a GREAT name for a porn movie? Hey, I was just wonderin’…
The “Superman Curse” and the Death of Christopher Reeve
The Death of Superman You know, it’s almost 12 yrs to the day that fanboys everywhere were astonished by this storyarc. Now, life imitates art…
John Byrne Thinks Sue Storm Is A Whore
So, John Byrne, who along with Chris Claremont, was a member of the most influential X-Men creative team, is weighing in on the casting of
RIP Rodney Dangerfield
Rest in peace, Rodney Dangerfield. You’ve always had my respect…
Jude Law: Hardest Working Man In Hollywood
OK, I know I’m not going crazy. But Jude Law is in EVERY movie being released these days!!! Are there no other actors in Hollywood?
Running Commentary of Presidential Debate ’04 I
Running Commentary of Debate ’04 I Wow, Kerry finally grew some balls! I think this is the first time he’s ever said he was out
Thought I Had Something In Common With James Dean
“I never thought I’d live to see eighteen. Isn’t that dumb? Every day, I look in the mirror and say, ‘What? You Still here? Man!’
Shaolin Soccer Is My Homeboy
My new favorite movie (yes, I realize I have a new fave movie every week these days) is “Shaolin Soccer”. At first, I thought this