“She’s gratuitously hot. Like ‘even if she was a parapalegic I wouldn’t care’ hot.” You’ve never seen an All-Star Pimp Funeral until you’ve seen Isaac
Tag: Movies
Looking Back On Footloose
“And I thought only assholes used the word ‘pansy’!” So, I’m supposed to be Mr. Pop Culture, but there are many glaring omissions in my
Go Away, Maria Menounos!
“He wants me to go to the moon with him, Johnny, and it’s really cold there, I guess, and it’s like, my least favorite planet
DJ Tanner Says You’re Going To Hell!
What’s the deal with the Cameron family?!!! First, Mike Seaver got Left Behind and now DJ Tanner’s throwing THIS at us?!!! Whoa, babies! When did
Yeah, It’s BASEKetball
Name That Movie! And, yes, the following are all from the same movie. It’s just THAT quotable. “First, we get the jobs. Then, we get
Lawdy, Lawdy! Superfly Had A SEQUEL?!
“Logan would join a limbo contest if it had a redhead in it.” It’s back! About 6 months ago, I wrote a scathing article about
Danny Elfman: The One Trick Pony
“Be careful, Peter. After all, you’re not Superman, you know!” So, Shelly and I just saw “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (GREAT movie, by the
Comics Rant: House of M, Gambit, Infinite Crisis, X3, and Blade TV
“I’m sorry…I know I maybe taste like a cracker.” Comics Rant The following will make sense to maybe 2 of my readers. Sorry, but I
Marvel Doesn’t Seem To Care About The Fantastic Four Movie
“I did punch a baby once…in anger. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.” What is with Marvel and their promotion
This Post Might’ve Been About My Mom…
“When you live with someone day after day, it’s easy to forget sometimes who they really are, and what they can do. Then when you