“Earl, I think you’re trying to sell a cat to a man who fancies dogs.” So, today it was announced that Sci Fi is picking
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Cornell’s Sorority System, Described Using Celebrities du Jour
“I’m not above putting out for cash!” So, to show you just how bored I tend to get at work, the following is a little
Looking Back On Buckaroo Banzai
“No matter where you go, there you are.” Soon the leaves will change, and I will be reminded of the tool that I was, growing
Truck Turner Is HILARIOUS!
“She’s gratuitously hot. Like ‘even if she was a parapalegic I wouldn’t care’ hot.” You’ve never seen an All-Star Pimp Funeral until you’ve seen Isaac
Looking Back On Footloose
“And I thought only assholes used the word ‘pansy’!” So, I’m supposed to be Mr. Pop Culture, but there are many glaring omissions in my
Go Away, Maria Menounos!
“He wants me to go to the moon with him, Johnny, and it’s really cold there, I guess, and it’s like, my least favorite planet
DJ Tanner Says You’re Going To Hell!
What’s the deal with the Cameron family?!!! First, Mike Seaver got Left Behind and now DJ Tanner’s throwing THIS at us?!!! Whoa, babies! When did
Yeah, It’s BASEKetball
Name That Movie! And, yes, the following are all from the same movie. It’s just THAT quotable. “First, we get the jobs. Then, we get
Lawdy, Lawdy! Superfly Had A SEQUEL?!
“Logan would join a limbo contest if it had a redhead in it.” It’s back! About 6 months ago, I wrote a scathing article about
Danny Elfman: The One Trick Pony
“Be careful, Peter. After all, you’re not Superman, you know!” So, Shelly and I just saw “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (GREAT movie, by the