“Nah, I spent 2 years in the Cub Scouts & realized its potential to make me queer.” OK, so we’re working backwards here. Virgin Festival,
Tag: Movies
Stardust, On Diamond
“Getting fired by the World Bank – a huge impediment to getting hired by the Galaxy Bank.” So much to write about, but so little
When Should I Leave My Drug Dealer Boyfriend? An Analysis of Fergie vs Hinder
“Baby, I’m Dr. Montalban!” You know what song I really hate right now? Fergie’s Big Girls Don’t Cry. Don’t get me wrong; it’s a lame
Fourth of July ‘Splosions!
“I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.” First off, let me say that I’ll never understand Myspace politics. I shuffled my Top
My BRIEF Review of Live Free Or Die Hard
“I’ma gonna have red beans for dinner!” Dear writers of Live Free or Die Hard, I hate to be a stickler, but there are no
Ant & Dec, The Last Kiss, and Will & JJ’s Adventures In Cumberland
“I like havin’ my toes sucked and my ass licked out. At the same time. Wait a minute…” Yeah, I’m going to break the fourth
My Tribute To Love Actually
“You must not know ’bout me, you must not know ’bout me…” I abso-fucking-lutely adore Love, Actually. I was up until 4 this morning watching
Five Things I Learned From 300
“Let us rock and let us roll!” So, I saw 300 last weekend. What did I think? It was OK. Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
Great Steve Guttenberg Interview
“Rubbin’ is Racin’!” Below, you’ll find a GREAT article with Steve Guttenberg. Yup, THAT guy. “Police Academy” and…well…”Police Academy II”. And while he comes off
Joyce DeWitt Hair, The DCU, Craigslit?, and Jenna Von Oy’s Ass
“If he dies, he dies.” So, I have neither the energy nor the internet connection to sit through typing the adventure I teased a few