“I know you’re anti-W, as am I, but Kerry just ain’t hittin’ my G-spot. He just can’t love me like Clinton did. W likes to
Tag: Humor
Apparently, I Slept Through The Presidential Debates
FUCK!!! Where’s the third and final commentary? I missed it. I passed the fuck out. And you know what’s worse? I remember 9:00 on the
Will West: Porn Namer
Am I the only one who thinks “Pandora’s Box” would be a GREAT name for a porn movie? Hey, I was just wonderin’…
Sex For Votes. I Can Dig It.
Votergasm.org Quite possibly the GREATEST IDEA EVER!!!
The Wisdom of Desperate Housewives
Wisdom of the Day, courtesy of “Desperate Housewives” “When a man buys a woman expensive jewelry, there are many things that he wants. For future
First Family Missed Connections
So, my new hobby is reading the Missed Connections on Craigslist.org. These things are just too funny sometimes. But guess what I found the other
RIP Rodney Dangerfield
Rest in peace, Rodney Dangerfield. You’ve always had my respect…
Running Commentary of Presidential Debate ’04 I
Running Commentary of Debate ’04 I Wow, Kerry finally grew some balls! I think this is the first time he’s ever said he was out
Comic Wisdom Via Birds Of Prey
Comics Wisdom, this time courtesy of “Birds of Prey” Savant: “I rather thought she’d be pleased. I must admit, I don’t understand females at all.”
Well, I Know How To Pronounce “Ryu”
I can be such an inappropriate dork, but sometimes I just can’t help it.. Today, a girl came to the register, and as I swiped