“How dare you lie in front of Jesus?!” I have decided that I would like to have a friend named “Jasper”. That is all.
Tag: Humor
In Space, Only The Exploding Consoles Can Hear You Scream
Trekkie Gripe The following is from a convo I had with Brian: WESTMAN2K: they didn’t like to focus on it much, but by the time
Probably Not The Last Time I’ll Talk About “Craigslit”
“I’m gonna have you sweatin’ like Jessica Simpson takin’ the SATs!” Can you believe that “craigslit.org” isn’t taken yet? I mean, someone is missing a
Battlefield: D.C.
“Because, in my mind, nothing makes aliens more angry than humans not living up to their full potential.” Apparently, i’m about to enter the seedy
It’s More Likely I’ll Be Killed In A McDonalds…
“No, asshole. This ain’t Walmart. This is Home Damn Depot.” So, how does one know when it’s time for therapy? Well, I think the conversation
Yeah, It’s BASEKetball
Name That Movie! And, yes, the following are all from the same movie. It’s just THAT quotable. “First, we get the jobs. Then, we get
But I Like Warm Beverages…
“Brigham Young University: If you’re not married by graduation, you get your tuition back.” So, apparently the Church of Latter Day Saints is a meat
It’s Funny ‘Cause Tom Cruise Is Gay!
“I always knew Tom Cruise would end up with someone from “Dawson’s Creek”. I just always thought it would have been James Van Der Beek.”
White Folks Can’t Win At The Apollo
“My name is Jack Bauer, and this is going to be the longest day of my life.” Heh, my last post was post # 420,
The Epic Battle Hits The Internet!
“I’d like to make a caramel-colored baby with you.” If you’re looking for a fun way to kill time, hop on over to the comments