“And you expect me to go into business with you?!” So, I’m trying to get fired. I’m fairly certain of it. Why do I say
Tag: Humor
Maxrad. Tell Your Friends.
“Ray, when someone asks if you’re a god, you say ‘Yes’!” So, I haven’t written much about this, but for the past 6 months or
A Look Into The Minds of Today’s Hottest Black Actors
“Snakes on motherfucking plane?!” So, you ever wonder what goes on in the casting process of a movie? Like, what exactly occurs in the relationship
Cornell’s Sorority System, Described Using Celebrities du Jour
“I’m not above putting out for cash!” So, to show you just how bored I tend to get at work, the following is a little
Truck Turner Is HILARIOUS!
“She’s gratuitously hot. Like ‘even if she was a parapalegic I wouldn’t care’ hot.” You’ve never seen an All-Star Pimp Funeral until you’ve seen Isaac
So, Trekkies Are Pedophiles, Eh?
“My parents aren’t gonna do anything to you! It’s not like they’re gonna spear you…What? We’re African. That’s all people think of Africa: elephants, spears,
Her Husband’s Out Of Town…
“Cradle of fuckin’ CIVILIZAtion!” I’d been going at it for about 10 minutes. The sweat was running off my chin, dripping down to my chest.
It Wasn’t Castro
“You think this is a game, Biatch? This is Dudes’ Night Out!” So, I smoked my first Cuban the other day. Was certainly an interesting
Looking Back On Footloose
“And I thought only assholes used the word ‘pansy’!” So, I’m supposed to be Mr. Pop Culture, but there are many glaring omissions in my
Cover Your Teeth With Your Lips!
“If I couldn’t collect art, books, and furniture, I’d probably collect baseball cards or golf tchotchkes. And if I couldn’t collect those things, I’d probably