“We believe in Barack Obama! He loves you and he loves your mama!” Could it be? Is that an Obama endorsement from Williambrucewest.com? No, it’s
Tag: Boybands
Life Lessons of “As Long As You Love Me” & My Introduction to Hulu
“Never go ‘Full Retard’.” What a day, what a day…I’ve decided that a good chunk of commercial real estate brokers are assholes. Anyway, that’s neither
Some Random Pop Analysis: NKOTB Comeback, OneRepublic, 90s Rock
“He loves you” Yeah, that quote isn’t as proselytizing as you might think – it’ll make sense to my “comic people”. See? I haven’t totally
Jonas Bros, MTV Dating Shows, and College Road Trip
“That girl is nuttier than a Porta-Potty at a peanut festival.” Yeah, I promised an answer to the whole “why did I expect to die
80s Sax Solos, Intro To Sunny, and JC Producing BSB
“They’re too commercial to be real Dutch. I don’t trust them.” -There’s nothing quite like Friday’s on The Knot. Hmm…that might make a good Style
2007 In Music
“You may look all nice, and sing all nice, but you are not nice.” So, my good friend, Marcus, went and stole my idea for
Brody Jenner, Sunday Best, New York Times, and Timbaland/OneRepublic Connection
“If you can’t sell pussy, you can’t sell anything.” I swear, I’ve got stories, but they take so friggin’ long to write up, plus I
Two Coreys, Umbrella Remixes, Mission: Man Band, Drake & Josh
“Never underestimate the healing power of a blonde, Miss Potts.” I’m still not feeling the San Diego recap, as work’s kinda kicking my ass right
Last Call: Brewed In The Attic, Lil Mama & Avril Lavigne, Where’s Christopher Cross?
“ I wake up, it’s a bad dream No one on my side I was fighting But I just feel too tired To be fighting
High School Musical Is Gonna Save Pop Music
“My wife’s vajeen hangs loose like sleeve of wizard.” Mark my words: In one year, pop will be back in full force. No, I don’t