“Good job, Tila. So you can deep throat a pickle. Then again, you probably have 3 mouths, coming from the planet Orbitron or wherever…” Kinda
Tag: Books
2007 Year In Review
“I just want a moustache, man!” So, last night, I found myself in the weirdest party environment. This dude got really drunk and then started
Lindsay Czarniak & “Lad Lit”
“Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbin’ folks with my hobo knife!” Man, I couldn’t give a shit about professional sports, but the one thing that
Harry Potter Asshole, Comics Lifestyle, iPods, and IDE Tags
“You’re way too beautiful girl, that’s why it’ll never work…” I’m kind of phoning it in today, so you know what that means: random post.
My Adventures At The American Library Association Conference
“Root Beer: The White man’s ‘Orange Drink’!” Alas, the 21 days are over. No more wedding party. I was up until 3 this morning, watching
Terry McMillan Needs A Talk Show, STAT!
“We are men. Men is what we are.” Can somebody PLEASE develop a daytime talk show for Terry McMillan? I swear, she is one of
Looking Back On Roald Dahl
“You paid for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the EDGE!” I was so glad to read this refreshing article in the New Yorker
Analysis Of The World’s Richest Fictional Characters
I thought this was pretty amusing: http://www.forbes.com/2002/09/13/400fictional.html It’s the Forbes Fictional Fifteen, or the wealthiest, most powerful fictional characters of pop culture. Now, so we
So, I Guess Shannon Tweed’s NOT In It?
“I wanna stroke you like a super-villain’s cat!” What a world in which we live where books need commercials! Now, this is not a new
24, 7th Heaven, Blake-Holsey High, Elektra, Jason Mraz, and Keane
“I don’t need no instructions to know how to ROCK!” Random Thoughts of the Past Few Days -Dude, I really need to stop watching 7th