Dirty Pokemon, Black Snake Eyes, New Knight Rider, and Tribute To Ike Turner
“I thought you made love like an ugly woman. So present, so grateful.” Dear TNT, There are other shows in the world than Charmed and
Lindsay Czarniak & “Lad Lit”
“Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbin’ folks with my hobo knife!” Man, I couldn’t give a shit about professional sports, but the one thing that
Video Games, Tila Tequila, and Wedding Shows
“I can’t wait to get married because nothing’s better than the cheating.” -How in the Hell does Mario expect to beat Sonic in a race?!
Retarded Chris Brown, Black Republicans, Van Wilder-less Van Wilder 2
“Seriously, y’all, I’m punching a bear in the face!” -Man, am I obsessed with Rihanna Jenkins! (Jeff’s the only one who’s gonna understand that joke).
80s Sax Solos, Intro To Sunny, and JC Producing BSB
“They’re too commercial to be real Dutch. I don’t trust them.” -There’s nothing quite like Friday’s on The Knot. Hmm…that might make a good Style
One More Day, Reused Reality Sets, and WGA Strike
“Silence is not indifference. Silence is me assessing the situation.” On my way to job #2, so I’ve gotta make this quick. -Comic people, I
2007 In Music
“You may look all nice, and sing all nice, but you are not nice.” So, my good friend, Marcus, went and stole my idea for
Has Boondocks Gone Too Far?
“I don’t go with the “ga” version. I go with the “ger” version.” I feel like I just had another “encounter moment”. You see, I
Brody Jenner, Sunday Best, New York Times, and Timbaland/OneRepublic Connection
“If you can’t sell pussy, you can’t sell anything.” I swear, I’ve got stories, but they take so friggin’ long to write up, plus I
Saved By The Bell: The College Years AKA The Adventures of Loser Zach & AC Sanchez
“In five years, we’ll all either be working for him, or be dead by his hand.” So, the other morning, I caught Saved By The