How To Avoid A Dollar Store Christmas
“…walking home from our house Christmas Eve.” So, my office is doing the annual Adopt A Family drive for the holiday season. I usually participate,
Timbaland Presents Shock Value II – A Review
I’m not really an album review guy, but I needed something to do while waiting for my Farmville crops to grow. I found Timbaland Presents
Subway Commercials Should Come With An Ingredient List
“I’m not a one night stand kind of guy. I wanna bang you a couple times.” I hate when Subway creates a new sandwich. Why?
How I Tried To Stop Worrying And Love The Tweet
“How could you be so heartless?” Since the theme of my recent posts has been my e-identity crisis, I thought I’d also bring up an
How Was I Supposed To Know She Was A Minor?
“Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchucks, and no-one’s
End of Cyberbattical: Looking Ahead
“The penis is the navigator!” Welcome to the season premiere of williambrucewest.com. I know it’s been awhile, but Leon’s people came after me for that
Leon On Me: A Brief History of Black Cinema’s Charo
“Run a web search on the phrase “American Dream” sometime. You’ll get nine million hits, and 95% of them are for real estate. Three percent
Seal: Soul – A Review
“I fucked a mermaid!” So, since around Thanksgiving, I’ve been stockpiling a shitload of mp3 albums I’ve come across in my blog travels. Half the
Who Watches The Watchmen? I Do!
“Who Watches the Watchmen?” Apparently, I do, as well as thousands of other folks this weekend. What did I think of the movie? Well, in
Top 40 Letter From Pop Camp
“Gib mir nocht zeit…” Dear Mom, I hate it here at Camp Teeheehaha. I wish you were here. Or at least, I wish you could