Hell Is Nothing But Flavor-Aid & Drake Cakes…
Conversations At Work Coworker: “Making fun of deaf people…I’m SO going to Hell.” Me: “We’re ALL going to Hell. I’ll see ya down there.” Coworker:
What Happens To OLD Tramp Stamps?
It’s gonna be really sad when the “tattoo generation”gets all old and wrinkly. Just think of all the old ladies who’re gonna have the same
The One Where My Family Pimps Me Out For A Table At The Cheesecake Factory
And the drama continues… Tonight, i went to The Cheesecake Factory with Mommy and the Aunts. Well, as I posted about a month ago, one
Knight Rider and Me
So, I’ve reinstated “Operation: Childhood Buyback”. Basically, whenever I get depressed or confused, I try to create a bubble of nostalgia around myself in order
Happy Anniversary, James & Jenn!
Happy Anniversary to James & Jenn! Five Years!!! Oh my God….how did you all make it five years? What is your secret? I met you
Soundtrack To The Last Post
First off, allow me to say how impressed I am with myself that I come across so clearly, even drunk. That last post certainly was
What An Epically Fucked Up Night In DuPont…
WARNING: The following is the longest, most drunken, most deplorable and shameful post I’ve ever written for this blog. This seriously bleeds into the “too
Cirque Du Soleil: The Official Sponsor Of Nail Salons Everywhere
Why is it that everytime I go to get a manicure, there’s fucking Cirque Du Soleil playing on a TV in the background?!! I swear,
I Loved That Catcher In The Rye!
I just read “A Catcher in the Rye”. Unlike most kids in America, I never had to read the book for my high school English
Joey Da Q Doesn’t Care For AOL Comics
In comic news, apparently Marvel & DC are trying to start their rivalry again. For the uninformed, comics fans usually stick to one company. The