The One Where My Family Pimps Me Out For A Table At The Cheesecake Factory
And the drama continues… Tonight, i went to The Cheesecake Factory with Mommy and the Aunts. Well, as I posted about a month ago, one
Knight Rider and Me
So, I’ve reinstated “Operation: Childhood Buyback”. Basically, whenever I get depressed or confused, I try to create a bubble of nostalgia around myself in order
Happy Anniversary, James & Jenn!
Happy Anniversary to James & Jenn! Five Years!!! Oh my God….how did you all make it five years? What is your secret? I met you
Soundtrack To The Last Post
First off, allow me to say how impressed I am with myself that I come across so clearly, even drunk. That last post certainly was
What An Epically Fucked Up Night In DuPont…
WARNING: The following is the longest, most drunken, most deplorable and shameful post I’ve ever written for this blog. This seriously bleeds into the “too
Cirque Du Soleil: The Official Sponsor Of Nail Salons Everywhere
Why is it that everytime I go to get a manicure, there’s fucking Cirque Du Soleil playing on a TV in the background?!! I swear,
I Loved That Catcher In The Rye!
I just read “A Catcher in the Rye”. Unlike most kids in America, I never had to read the book for my high school English
Joey Da Q Doesn’t Care For AOL Comics
In comic news, apparently Marvel & DC are trying to start their rivalry again. For the uninformed, comics fans usually stick to one company. The
No More Pyramid Schemes!
So, here’s another”WTF? Moment” from my life: So, there’s this girl who works in the mall. Let’s call her “N”. So, N works in another
Nothing But Trollops, Ma’am…
So, this old lady comes in the store the other day and asks, “Do you have ladies’ slips here?” “No, ma’am,” I replied. “We don’t