Free Comic Book Day Funnies
So, on this boring Sunday afternoon, I found myself dusting off the pile of stuff I got on Free Comic Day that I never got
Oooh..Deep…
“Sometimes, when you reach for your dream, you find out how short your arms are…” -Anon
She Was Basically Calling Him Her “Vag”…
My Mommy’s so cute and naive sometimes. What follows is a conversation we had just five minutes ago: Mommy: “It’s almost 12 o’ clock. I
My Love For VH-1 and I Wonder Where Ryan Starr’s Gonna Be In 5 Years
I am LOVING “The Surreal Life” right now. Even though the show is known for being crap, this is the best season YET. But before
I’ve Been Blogjacked!
OK, now I’m freaking out! My life is turning into an episode of “The Outer Limits”. First, no one was answering my calls. Now, now
Wherein I Discuss The WB’s “Savannah” and The Concept of “The New Tuesday Night”
So, at the moment, I’m very bald. As in no hair. Yeah, haircut gone awry. Anyway, I’ve learned that this look is not for everyone.
H&M Bonding
Today was so weird at work because it suddenly turned into a sleepover gossip session. Not like that, but I mean the stockroom turned into
Shaolin Soccer Is My Homeboy
My new favorite movie (yes, I realize I have a new fave movie every week these days) is “Shaolin Soccer”. At first, I thought this
I Was Clearly Visitors 1-1222, Too…
Wow, I’m visitor #1223 to my own site. That’s my birthday. How’s coincidental….how quaint! What are the odds, eh? (I hope nobody realizes I hit
Tired Of Being The Nice Guy
My profile on thefacebook.com contains the following quote by Harvey Pekar: “When I was younger, I thought about women constantly. I was always running around