I LOVE Mario’s “Turning Point”
Is there no stopping Mario? First, he was saving the Mushroom Kingdom from the Evil King Koopa. Next, he was lamenting the fact that he
Got A New DVD Player. Probably A Piece Of Crap.
So, crisis averted. While the DVD player is with the technological angels in that NeoTokyo in the sky, I have replaced her. That’s right, I
Wait, WHO’S Seal Marrying?!!!
Seal is engaged to Heidi Klum? SEAL IS ENGAGED TO HEIDI KLUM?!!! Where the Hell did this come from? I mean, ET said it, so
My DVD Player Broke. That Is All.
My fuckin’ DVD player broke… What am I to do now? Why couldn’t I lose something I don’t use, like a kidney? 🙁
2K5 Resolutions
“I want that – the feeling a man gets when he gets exactly what he desires.” -Harold, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Resolutions
Williambrucewest.com Season 2
So, this morning I renewed my URL. Yes, folks: www.williambrucewest.com will be back for Season 2, starting in February. Don’t worry. Until then, you’ll still
What Should I Do With My Life?
Today’s Episode: “Where There’s a Will, There Ain’t Apparently A Way…” So, in terms of occupation, I’m totally wasting my life. I mean, this has
Trimspa, 24, and Queer Eye Kids!
Random Thoughts of the Day: -What’s the deal with Anna Nicole since she got on Trimspa? I mean, this chick has NEVER been known as
It’s From “White Christmas”…
“God bless the mister who comes ‘tween me and my sister. And God bless the sister who comes ‘tween me and my man!” MERRY CHRISTMAS
Quarterlife Crisis
Today’s Episode: “Dangling Plotlines Revealed” Everyone seems to have a “Quarterlife Crisis” post, so I figured I’d weigh in. You’re about to learn some things