“Nobody wants a ‘Charlie in the Box’.” So, I recently returned to my former part-time work at Toys “R” Us. Why? Because I need the
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Sorry, Weird Guy; I’m Gonna Judge You…’Cause You’re Weird.
“Of course. I’m a bender. I went to Bending College; I majored in Bending.” What is it with weird people? They’re always like, “Don’t judge
John Walsh Works In This Building?!
“Or does the water get him instead?” So, apparently, I’m the slow kid on the block. It blew my mind the other day when I
Super Sabado Sensacional!
“‘Iraq’ is Arabic for ‘Vietnam’.” I know I’ve mentioned this before, but it boggles the mind. So, I was just watching Telefutura (formerly known as
Terry McMillan Needs A Talk Show, STAT!
“We are men. Men is what we are.” Can somebody PLEASE develop a daytime talk show for Terry McMillan? I swear, she is one of
MySpace: The Internet’s Lowest Common Denominator
“Be cool, my babies.” So, I’m having so much fun, I had to do a “Part II” regarding MySpace. It’s such a guilty pleasure. But
The Storied Career of Cree Summer
“How much is in a ‘brazillion’?” Ahh…nothing like ruining a punchline. Anyways, you know who has the most impressive IMDB profile I’ve ever seen? Cree
G.E. Smith, Where Have You Gone?
“You know what’s funny about life? You can never lose your sense of humor.” So, there’s a lot of buzz about how SNL is dying,
Nevermore. Get It? ‘Cause They’re Ravens?
“Will you protect this house?! I WILL! I WILL! So, I’m officially a man now. No, I’m not talking about THAT. I mean that I
An In-Depth Analysis Of My Social Networking Timeline
“And you expect me to go into business with you?!” So, I’m trying to get fired. I’m fairly certain of it. Why do I say