Under the dog-star sail Over the reefs of moonshine Under the skies of fall North-north-west, the stones of Faroe Under the Arctic fire Over the
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(Last Night) I Didn’t Get To Sleep At All…
“I know it’s not my fault, I did my best God knows this heart of mine could use a rest But more and more I
Bruce Wayne As A Disguise For Batman
It’s been argued that, rather than “Batman” being a mask that Bruce Wayne wears, “Bruce Wayne” is actually a mask that Batman wears. “Bruce Wayne”
The Year of the Redneck
Well, it looks like Britney’s started a trend. Accordingly, I hereby proclaim 2004 as “The Year of the Redneck”. It seems that a redneck guy
Googling Myself
You ever think you’re more important than you really are? I felt that way until recently. At Cornell, I was “Will West: A Cappella Star”.
Miserable Failure
Hehe. Bored? You must be if you’re reading this. Anyway, looking for something funny? Go to Google. Type “miserable failure”, and click “I’m Feeling Lucky”.
A Good Domain Is Hard To Find
I swear that the internet is out to screw me. Why is everyone taking my domain names?!!! First, there was the willwest.com fiasco. That fuckin’
Greatest Ranger of All Time
Well, I’m certainly happier than a pig in shit! Jason David Frank is coming back to PR. If you know me, you’ll know what that
Big Trouble In Little China
Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah,
I Tend To Rant
Now, for personal inspiration. One thing I’ve always admired about myself is that I’m tenacious. I’m not a quitter and I don’t give up on