“Now, why am I gonna call you back when I’m busy looking for replacements for your ass!”* Today was a sad day for the news.
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I Would Also Like A “Wilberforce”…
“How dare you lie in front of Jesus?!” I have decided that I would like to have a friend named “Jasper”. That is all.
In Space, Only The Exploding Consoles Can Hear You Scream
Trekkie Gripe The following is from a convo I had with Brian: WESTMAN2K: they didn’t like to focus on it much, but by the time
Probably Not The Last Time I’ll Talk About “Craigslit”
“I’m gonna have you sweatin’ like Jessica Simpson takin’ the SATs!” Can you believe that “craigslit.org” isn’t taken yet? I mean, someone is missing a
Battlefield: D.C.
“Because, in my mind, nothing makes aliens more angry than humans not living up to their full potential.” Apparently, i’m about to enter the seedy
It’s More Likely I’ll Be Killed In A McDonalds…
“No, asshole. This ain’t Walmart. This is Home Damn Depot.” So, how does one know when it’s time for therapy? Well, I think the conversation
Yeah, It’s BASEKetball
Name That Movie! And, yes, the following are all from the same movie. It’s just THAT quotable. “First, we get the jobs. Then, we get
Did You Know They Reuse Sets In Hollywood?
“You gotta have blue hair!” So, here’s an interesting bit of old school TV trivia that surprised even me: The main living room set on
But I Like Warm Beverages…
“Brigham Young University: If you’re not married by graduation, you get your tuition back.” So, apparently the Church of Latter Day Saints is a meat
It’s Funny ‘Cause Tom Cruise Is Gay!
“I always knew Tom Cruise would end up with someone from “Dawson’s Creek”. I just always thought it would have been James Van Der Beek.”