“Papa Spank!” So, I’m starting to feel like the Ted McGinley of blogs. I think I’ve written this before, but Ted McGinley is known as
Author: Will
Wolvie & Harry’s Matrixy Adventure
“I was gonna have sex with you, and then we were gonna watch Batman. Your loss!” So, my mother and I like to frequent this
My Very Own Infomercial. Without Cameras. Or An Escape.
So, last night I was essentially present for the taping of an infomercial. No, there were no guys covered in question marks, nor were there
Happy Loving Day, Race Traitors!
“…a job a million girls would die for.” Happy Loving Day! For the uninitiated, June 12th is Loving Day, which commemorates the 1967 Supreme Court
Say Hello To My Little Friend!
“A computer actually does real work. ‘Nigger technology’ lets dumb niggers talk to other dumb niggers about dumb nigger shit. Nothing important was ever typed
Pants Off Dance Off Sucks. But It’s Got Stephanie Tanner.
“You did NOT just fuck me with a Last Call condom?!” So, the blogosphere is all up in arms over the news that Jodie Sweetin,
The Racial Incident
“An inch. It’s small and it’s fragile and it’s the only thing in the world that’s worth having. We must never lose it, or sell
Farewell, Justice League
“Don’t you have a tall building to go leap?” Just watched the series finale of “Justice League”. Even though the thing came out in Canada
Meatwad, NOT Screech!
“I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” Why the FUCK is “Saved By The Bell” on Adult Swim?!!!! Somebody answer me! WHY THE FUCK IS “SAVED BY THE
V For Cookie
“It’s not called ‘gymNICEtics’!” If you’ve seen “V for Vendetta” (and you SHOULD have by now!), then you will most likely get a kick out