“He loves you” Yeah, that quote isn’t as proselytizing as you might think – it’ll make sense to my “comic people”. See? I haven’t totally
Author: Will
Wrestlemania, The Hills, and Mario Lopez
“The title sounds so promising until you open it up and Tobey Keith is playing chess with a child abductor.” After a rousing night of
Reality Rundown: Northern Palm Wrestling, High School Reunion, and Real Wedding Crashers
“My heart’s crippled by the vein that I keep on closing…” So, lately I’ve noticed a lot of TV shows that just make no sense
Eliot Spitzer, Breaker High, Danity Kane, and Sanford
“Damn you and your lemonade!” -Oh, the Eliot Spitzer saga…the only part that I enjoyed is that the chick’s name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. That’s
Company Dinner Faux Pas
“How’re you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?” Huh. It turns out my last post was Post #600. There were no bells and whistles
Jonas Bros, MTV Dating Shows, and College Road Trip
“That girl is nuttier than a Porta-Potty at a peanut festival.” Yeah, I promised an answer to the whole “why did I expect to die
Knight Rider 2008 – A Review
“Let me tell you something about 20 year olds, my friend: half of them are 16.” My God, did Knight Rider suck! I really wanted
Making The Band 4, Aubrey O’Day, Smackdown, and Paige’s Return to Trading Spaces
“All I need is the air I breathe, and a place to rest my head.” Yay, the strike’s over! And I’m sorry to admit that
Should’ve Been Gone!
“Yeah, you are beautiful, but ya don’t mean a thing to me.” So, for the past year, I’ve had one song that’s constantly running in
Through The Fire And Flame
“…but fair ain’t what you really need.” Behold, the greatest video ever, for the greatest song ever composed! It makes me want to kill ninjas