“When I get to Nova Scotia, I might as well just take my pants off at the airport.” It was an interesting weekend. Some we’ll
Year: 2008
Possible Boyband Revival, Chris Brown, and Last Call
“Fat people are harder to kidnap” Can you feel it in the air? It’s coming! What, pray tell? The Boyband Revival! If you remember, these
Wherein I Discuss Reality TV and Explain The “Retcon”
“I have a kindergarten crush on you.” Gotta love MTV. It’s nothing if not educational. Over the last week, they’ve given the world “kindergarten crush”
The Heart of the Matter
I got the call today, I didn’t wanna hear But I knew that it would come An old, true friend of ours was talkin’ on
Why Do White People Hate Shoes? And My Open Letter To Monster.com
“I’ve wasted all my tears, wasted all those years…” Can somebody tell me: why do White people hate shoes? I swear, White people and shoes
Real World Awards and New York Housewives
“I don’t dress like a slut. I think I dress more like a slot machine.” I can’t believe I’ve had the same Chris Brown song
Some Random Pop Analysis: NKOTB Comeback, OneRepublic, 90s Rock
“He loves you” Yeah, that quote isn’t as proselytizing as you might think – it’ll make sense to my “comic people”. See? I haven’t totally
Wrestlemania, The Hills, and Mario Lopez
“The title sounds so promising until you open it up and Tobey Keith is playing chess with a child abductor.” After a rousing night of
Reality Rundown: Northern Palm Wrestling, High School Reunion, and Real Wedding Crashers
“My heart’s crippled by the vein that I keep on closing…” So, lately I’ve noticed a lot of TV shows that just make no sense
Eliot Spitzer, Breaker High, Danity Kane, and Sanford
“Damn you and your lemonade!” -Oh, the Eliot Spitzer saga…the only part that I enjoyed is that the chick’s name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. That’s