“Fat people are harder to kidnap” Can you feel it in the air? It’s coming! What, pray tell? The Boyband Revival! If you remember, these
Month: April 2008
Wherein I Discuss Reality TV and Explain The “Retcon”
“I have a kindergarten crush on you.” Gotta love MTV. It’s nothing if not educational. Over the last week, they’ve given the world “kindergarten crush”
The Heart of the Matter
I got the call today, I didn’t wanna hear But I knew that it would come An old, true friend of ours was talkin’ on
Why Do White People Hate Shoes? And My Open Letter To Monster.com
“I’ve wasted all my tears, wasted all those years…” Can somebody tell me: why do White people hate shoes? I swear, White people and shoes
Real World Awards and New York Housewives
“I don’t dress like a slut. I think I dress more like a slot machine.” I can’t believe I’ve had the same Chris Brown song
Some Random Pop Analysis: NKOTB Comeback, OneRepublic, 90s Rock
“He loves you” Yeah, that quote isn’t as proselytizing as you might think – it’ll make sense to my “comic people”. See? I haven’t totally
Wrestlemania, The Hills, and Mario Lopez
“The title sounds so promising until you open it up and Tobey Keith is playing chess with a child abductor.” After a rousing night of