“They’re too commercial to be real Dutch. I don’t trust them.” -There’s nothing quite like Friday’s on The Knot. Hmm…that might make a good Style
Year: 2007
One More Day, Reused Reality Sets, and WGA Strike
“Silence is not indifference. Silence is me assessing the situation.” On my way to job #2, so I’ve gotta make this quick. -Comic people, I
2007 In Music
“You may look all nice, and sing all nice, but you are not nice.” So, my good friend, Marcus, went and stole my idea for
Has Boondocks Gone Too Far?
“I don’t go with the “ga” version. I go with the “ger” version.” I feel like I just had another “encounter moment”. You see, I
Brody Jenner, Sunday Best, New York Times, and Timbaland/OneRepublic Connection
“If you can’t sell pussy, you can’t sell anything.” I swear, I’ve got stories, but they take so friggin’ long to write up, plus I
Saved By The Bell: The College Years AKA The Adventures of Loser Zach & AC Sanchez
“In five years, we’ll all either be working for him, or be dead by his hand.” So, the other morning, I caught Saved By The
Strippers In Wedding Rings, Soul Train, Amanda Peet’s Breasts, Date Lab
“There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” One of these days, I’m going
Two Coreys, Umbrella Remixes, Mission: Man Band, Drake & Josh
“Never underestimate the healing power of a blonde, Miss Potts.” I’m still not feeling the San Diego recap, as work’s kinda kicking my ass right
Virgin Fest Part 2: Meeting Richard Branson
“You gotta have a ticket if you wanna ride the ride.” Man, why didn’t anyone tell me that Date My Mom still came on? The
Virgin Fest Part 1: Amy Winehouse and Cheap Trick
“Nah, I spent 2 years in the Cub Scouts & realized its potential to make me queer.” OK, so we’re working backwards here. Virgin Festival,