“I can’t wait to get married because nothing’s better than the cheating.” -How in the Hell does Mario expect to beat Sonic in a race?!
Month: November 2007
Retarded Chris Brown, Black Republicans, Van Wilder-less Van Wilder 2
“Seriously, y’all, I’m punching a bear in the face!” -Man, am I obsessed with Rihanna Jenkins! (Jeff’s the only one who’s gonna understand that joke).
80s Sax Solos, Intro To Sunny, and JC Producing BSB
“They’re too commercial to be real Dutch. I don’t trust them.” -There’s nothing quite like Friday’s on The Knot. Hmm…that might make a good Style
One More Day, Reused Reality Sets, and WGA Strike
“Silence is not indifference. Silence is me assessing the situation.” On my way to job #2, so I’ve gotta make this quick. -Comic people, I
2007 In Music
“You may look all nice, and sing all nice, but you are not nice.” So, my good friend, Marcus, went and stole my idea for