“Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, save me with your witchcraft!”
Well, I guess having “Power Rangers” on your resume doesn’t get ya too far after all. You could blow up, like golden boy Michael Copon (One Tree Hill, Sketchers ads). OR, you could end up like our good friend Walter Emmanuel Jones. Yup, just 13 years ago, he was riding high as Zach Taylor, the Black Ranger. Now, he’s in a PetSmart commercial. As a cashier. And he doesn’t even speak to the customer. No, his lines are purely directed towards the dog. From Mastadon to Pooper Scooper in a little over a decade. Hollywood can be a cruel bitch…
