RIP Eddie Guerrero

“Viva La Rasa!”

Rest in peace, Eddie Guerrero. Wherever you are, I hope you’re putting the Frog Splash on the best on of them! Tell Andre, Yokozuna, Owen Hart, Crash Holly, Miss Elizabeth, and Ravishing Rick Rude that I said “Hi”.

It makes me wonder, though. When The Undertaker finally dies, are we really gonna believe it? I mean, first of all, a wrestler’s death is just a way to let you know the seasons have changed. Since the advent of Stacker-2, there’ve been about 5 wrestling deaths a yr. But also, ‘Taker has “died” about 4 times already. Are we gonna think it’s just a gimmick? How much time will have to pass before we realize it’s “for real”. His usual “death time” was about 6 months, so if they announce his death, and you don’t hear anything for more than 6 months, I guess it means ‘Taker’s dead. Refer back to this entry when the announcement is made.

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