John Walsh Works In This Building?!

“Or does the water get him instead?”

So, apparently, I’m the slow kid on the block. It blew my mind the other day when I found out that “American’s Most Wanted” has its headquarters based in my office building!

I had wondered this for some time because I used to see guys in the elevator wearing AMW polos and jackets, but I always thought, “Oh, how NASCAR of them!” But the other day, two of these middle America elevator men were discussing John Walsh. So, I got back to my desk, and got to googling.

Turns out AMW is actually a different production company, which occupies an entire floor of the building. I ran to my coworkers with this news, and they all looked at me like, “Where have YOU been?” I guess they all knew they worked in the House of Walsh.

So, now I have a new quest. I MUST meet John Walsh. It seems like everyone and their dog has seen the guy. The owner of the coffee shop downstairs says Walsh always comes in for his coffee and his limo stops right outside. I’ve been dropping hints when I walk by the concierge, saying, “Boy, I sure would love to meet John Walsh.” They know what’s up. So, hopefully, I’ll soon have a great story to post about meeting John Walsh. Man, I haven’t a good celeb post since the time I saw Marion Barry sing Karaoke at the gar bar (seriously, it’s in my archives from November 2004).

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